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omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles


source:thorinium
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queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE


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asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK


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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image


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clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

image


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planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.


source:eluting
posted 6 hours ago






Just a few of my favorite Forbidden Friendship moments.


posted 1 day ago






ihaveahutchersonproblem:

I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.






sailorp00n:

I want you so much.
But you are too smart and amazing for me to harness and domesticate.
it makes me sad, but I will still admire and cherish you from afar *.*

sailorp00n:

I want you so much.

But you are too smart and amazing for me to harness and domesticate.

it makes me sad, but I will still admire and cherish you from afar *.*